Porsche Gibbons

Porsche is a Senior at South Park Senior High School.

"And on the seventh day, God said, 'Let there be Gucci!'"

Porsche may look like she stepped out of a horrible bastardization of the 80's, but what she lacks in fashion-savvy she makes up with an awesome personality and top notch people skills. She friends with just about everybody, even though she can't seem to carry an intelligent conversation to save her life. Yeah, she's a bit of an airhead, but she's loyal to a fault and will always try to help you out in a pinch; though her "helping" usually just makes things worse. You can tell that her heart's in the right place.

Porsche is currently trying to figure out her feelings for her best friend, Mercedes Bines - she's supposed to fall in love with a charming prince, not a princess, right? And why does she get butterflies whenever Heidi Turner smiles at her? Let's just say, joining the Gay-Straight Alliance may be the best decision she's made in... well, ever.

Basics

 * Birthday: August 28th
 * Ethnicity: Caucasian
 * Body Type: Thin
 * Height: 5'6"
 * Eye Color: Blue
 * Hair Color: Black
 * Dominant Hand: Right

Trivia

 * Porsche lives with her parents, Mark and Emily Gibbons. She has an older brother, Bruce, and a younger one, Georgie.


 * Her GPA is a 1.4; she'll probably have to repeat her senior year.


 * She knows she's not very smart, but she hates being called stupid. She claims that Mercedes is the only person who's never called her stupid.


 * Her favorite movie is "The Breakfast Club," but "Sixteen Candles" is a close second.


 * She's (somewhat randomly) fluent in Porteguese.

Relationships

 * Mercedes Bines: Porcshe and Mercedes have been best friends ever since the third grade, when they both started working at Raisins.
 * Ferrari LaGrotta: 
 * Lexus Kravetz: Lexus and Porsche are still pretty good friends.
 * Heidi Turner: