Mercedes Bines

Mercedes is a Junior at South Park Senior High School.

"Sweetie, I'll give you free buffalo wings for life if you write this essay for me."

You might think Mercedes is the dumbest chick at SPSHS, but you'd be wrong. Primarily because that title belongs to her best friend, Porsche Gibbons, but also because Mercedes isn't the least bit dumb. Oblivious and a bit ditzy, sure. But you won't meet anyone with better business sense than Miss Bines. Working at Raisins will do that for you. She's been head supervisor for six years, and has practically run the place for the last five.

When she's not doing her Raisins thing, you can find Mercedes on the sidelines cheering on the football and basketball players. She can also be seen on the SPSHS Closed Circuit TV show "New Super Sexy Action News" opposite her co-anchor, Casey Miller.

Basics:

 * Birthday: January 15th
 * Ethnicity: Caucasian
 * Body Type: Thin
 * Height: 5'5"
 * Eye Color: Blue
 * Hair Color: Blonde
 * Dominant Hand: Right

Relationships

 * The Cheerleaders:
 * Porsche Gibbons:
 * Derek Petuski: Mercedes' boyfriend. They've been together since the summer before sophomore year, and still appear to be going strong. But appearances can be deceiving...
 * Casey Miller:
 * Lexus Kravetz: